I was crossing the street and someone started yelling at me from inside their car What did they say? I couldn’t understand them because of their Hyundai Accent Gross display pretending to pick my nose Story about eye crusties
Knock knock Who’s there? Cash Cash who? No thanks, I’ll have some peanuts Why do ducks have feathers on their back? - To hide their butt quack Knock knock Who’s there? Dewey Dewey who? Dewey (do we) have to keep doing knock-knock jokes?
Knock knock Who’s there? Annie Annie who? Annie-body want a turkey? Knock knock Who’s there? Spell Spell who? That’s easy! W-H-O! Knock knock Who’s there? Hamburger Hamburger who? Deliver me a hot dog!