Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Poodle.
Poodle who?
Poodle little ketchup on my burger, will ya?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Pete.
Pete who?
Pete-za delivery!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a burger will ya?
- Why did the butcher win the race? Because they took a short cut
- Where do library books sleep? Under their covers
- What’s black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a snowy hill
- Why do Hummingbirds hum? Because they don’t know the words
- What noise to porcupines make when they hug? Ouch!
- What dog keeps the best time? A watchdog
- What did the grape do when it got stepped on? It let out a little whine (wine)
- Why the bird go to the hospital? It needed a little tweatment (treatment)
- What kind of key opens a door on Thanksgiving? A tur-key
- Spell Mississippi….Can you spell that without any P’s or S’s? T-H-A-T
- You can cut my skin; I won’t cry but you will. What am I? An onion
- What has to be broken before you use it? An Egg